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soleilraine
@soleilraine

i'm imagining a world where people talk about competitive chess the same way they talk about competitive pokemon and smash


soleilraine
@soleilraine

it's fucking stupid when someone challenges me to a game of chess and they bring out a fucking clock. like, the game CLEARLY wasn't designed for that sort of play, it was made for me to take 10 minutes to decide on what pawn to move


soleilraine
@soleilraine

"competitive players" making shit like "openings" and "strategies," it's bullshit. Karin said that if I want to win by starting the round by moving the pawn guarding the king, I can, and they're all elitists for telling me that's a bad idea


soleilraine
@soleilraine

i just don't get why competitive players don't just go play football if they want to play a real competitive game. chess was a casual boardgame first and foremost, and they had to suck the fun out of it with their rulesets


bigstuffedcat
@bigstuffedcat

i think we can all agree that castling is a bad gimmick mechanic that centralizes the game around it. the london is obviously pushed but maybe without castling there would be a chance for players who aren't meta slaves


bigstuffedcat
@bigstuffedcat

the FIDEheads think the queen is the most powerful piece and are sooo scared of it meanwhile in chaturanga-- the ORIGINAL version of chess-- it's not even used that often. just goes to show how if they had their way, FIDEheads would ban pieces until all thats left is the kings


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in reply to @soleilraine's post:

I'm going to level here at least you realized it after a bit. the amount of people who are outright agreeing with my obvious attempts at humor is insane. i said what the joke was going to be and then did it and then people are still talking as if i am speaking honestly

in reply to @bigstuffedcat's post:

Clock was clearly added so that online play makes sense. If you had MTG arena without a clock people would just idle until the other party gives up if they were losing. Same here. Why they bring the clock to an analogue game where you can just punch an idler doesn't make much sense. See also: chess boxing.