I've been in a little creative funk for a few weeks, but I'm writing a poem for an inauthentic Burns Night party and I'm having so much fun making the most stupid annoying wretched rhyming couplets I can devise. I won't post it until it's done and I've performed it, but I will say I'm very pleased that Shinsuke Nakamura rhymes with Jesse Ventura. Writing shitty rhymes is healing my soul
