I've been in a little creative funk for a few weeks, but I'm writing a poem for an inauthentic Burns Night party and I'm having so much fun making the most stupid annoying wretched rhyming couplets I can devise. I won't post it until it's done and I've performed it, but I will say I'm very pleased that Shinsuke Nakamura rhymes with Jesse Ventura. Writing shitty rhymes is healing my soul
Rikishi just about rhymes with Tomohiro Ishii. None of my friends are into wrestling btw