- "Weatherstripping is not a security device."
- A dude in a t-shirt tricked a door open by vaping.
- "This isn't a security product. This is a heating and cooling product, for insullation purposes. The principle still applies!"
- Turns out hotels are willing to make their doors goofy as fuck because hotels don't get burglarized just once. Good news, the $4-at-Home-Depot baffle makes even the physpen professionals cry uncle.
- "Do you think we're above just stealing the keys? Look at this. It's EVERY key."
- Hardware equivalent of setting a default password that no end user on Earth has ever changed.
- Demonstrating the above by going to someone's booth at trade shows and just opening stuff at random via the master/safety lock because they haven't changed the master/safety lock key for every product in this brand since 1992.
- And this is apparently also a common issue for Crown Vic fleets, yes, THOSE Crown Vics. I guess the buyer has to ask to get all the keys changed up, or do it themself, and it just doesn't occur to a lot of them??
- A variety of extremely jaunty selfies posed next to sever racks that unauthorized personnel should never so much as lay eyes on.
