Couldn't remember why I had a particular tab opened. Belatedly rolled my peepers to the subsequent tab(s). Remembered it was open to a comment thread (buried real damn deep) about executive function coaches and other "you can hire someone to help mitigate certain ADHD symptoms" Overton window-moving ideas, which I really want to finish reviewing because damn! Paydirt!!
Braincell bounced off the corner of the screensaver. Closed the tab without thinking.
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I don't think I can hire someone for that.
