I am trying to solo a Costco salad. There is nobody else to eat it, and I do like salad, and I don't want it to go to waste. But please... it is so big. It is so aggressively huge. The ratio of Wobbles vs Salad is not ideal.

*tiny furry cheeps*
I am trying to solo a Costco salad. There is nobody else to eat it, and I do like salad, and I don't want it to go to waste. But please... it is so big. It is so aggressively huge. The ratio of Wobbles vs Salad is not ideal.
imagining a sad fishbirdthing sat in a giant nest of salad bowl........ tragic
This is it. This is the mental image.
But the odds are good you're thinking the fishbirdthing is of reasonable size relative the salad-nest. This is not so. The fishbirdthing has fallen in and cannot escape. There is so much greenery... croutons everywhere....
im going to sit at the edge of this giant salad bowl with a fishing rod like its a pond and try to rescue you
Putting those Big FSH skills to good(?) use! Now I just have to find the hook somewhere in all this cheese....
This is the new Voight-Kampf.
"The fishbirdthing has gotten lost amidst the croutons but you are not reassembling the cucumber slices to create a stairway out. Why?"
This sent me down a wiki hole for a minute (I've never actually watched Blade Runner, somehow!) but now I'm daydreaming about alternate salads and could really go for some marinated cucumber slices....