I was perusing the fun clothing eshops earlier, enjoyably eyeballing what a friend had recommended, and mostly it was the regular kind of fun. However, scrolling long enough on one of the more... flavored stores eventually brought me to the single most "QHAT" garment I'm probably going to see this year: the Spiked Top.
You may be unsurprised to be told this is being sold on Dracula Clothing dot com. Besides the Emerald version as of writing it comes in four other colors: Sapphire, Amethyst, Axinite and Map.
This isn't an endorsement or anything, I've just been marveling at this for a bit. And gathering puns. "Turn your melons into durians!"