Finally following up on the teaser: I bring you the Rainbow Cupcake Attraction! Merely step onto this emminently trustworthy-looking warp pad...
...and you will find yourself in a not-quite-a-maze high in the sky! Do battle with women, chicks, girls, ladies, and other such as you make your way from warp pad to warp pad, heading ever higher, until you reach the final warp!