I am the strongest fishbirdthing alive because I was good and finally mailed a package AND!! FURTHERMORE!! noticed there was a Goodwill next door to said post office!! so I went and bought clothes even though I had not planned on doing so that outing!!! please clap 
I hate Goodwill the company immensely but it would be difficult to overstate how badly I need clothes, and my alternatives to Goodwill are like... $30 per 1-ply scrap of fabric labeled "t-shirt" which disintegrates in 8 months. At least this way I get an "I HIKED THE GRAND CANYON" sweatshirt out of it, which is extremely my sense of humor.1
- The other example of my shirt-based sense of humor is that back before the plague when I was going to the gym, my designated gym outfit included a Maruchan Instant Ramen shirt. (I got more than one "nice shirt!" for it.
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