It is cold and dark and wet and yet instead of lying in bed dozing cozily I am awake, and dressed, and have to cosplay a real adult to let the exterminator in. Unfair

*tiny furry cheeps*
It is cold and dark and wet and yet instead of lying in bed dozing cozily I am awake, and dressed, and have to cosplay a real adult to let the exterminator in. Unfair