Wobblegong

I wish I had a snappy term for referring to all the mental illnesses that I like... sort of have, or am at risk for, But Actually they're losing badly for a variety of reasons. They're there but I know they're there and they're wimpy losers who I can suplex with a single thought, so I keep an eye on them and do a certain amount of decision-making around Not Empowering Them but all told they're so well-managed that nobody would know unless I volunteer the info!
(In contrast with the mental illnesses which are Very Much A Problem and require high-effort fighting all the time.)