wobblegong

Thinkin' about animals....

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deviantArt: jWobblegong

*tiny furry cheeps*


Back on my bullshit (playing video game I do not terribly respect) because my friends promised they'd actually play with me this time (they had BETTER, single player sucks!!!!) This is making "3 hours walking around my Minecraft farm obsessively looting every plant which grew up in the last 20 seconds" look good

That said, funniest result so far:


This terrible game lets you build VERY CUSTOMIZED loadouts except that the latest ladder-season set the game to Chaos God mode. Your loadout is very customized... by RNG! RNG is picking everything for you and the most say you get is frantically picking up Retry chits and begging it to please not give you something you rerolled three times already. Suffice it to say a large aspect of the fun (or "fun") of this mode is being told to try to play the game while wielding a rubber chicken, four spoons, and some clown shoes.

Except so far:

  1. Every attempt to make a no-team-responsibility loadout results in wild mass bike horn honking
  2. Every attempt to make a "fiiiiine, I'll be the thing the group comp needs" loadout immediately lands on a decent loadout full of good stuff that's playable with nary a bike horn within honking distance

Is RNG weighted to trick players into filling the roles that are always in short supply? Unsure! Hilarious to the max if so, but convenient for those of us who were open to dabbling for the friendpal runs.


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