You know what? Have a bad Christmas. I hope the weather is gross and everyone is minorly inconvenienced. I hope a cat knocks over the tree, especially if you don't have a cat. I hope someone spills water on who- or whatever the carols are coming out of. I hope someone runs out of an ingredient too late in the cooking to run to the store and dinner turns out safely edible but kinda weird.
PHEW. Alright, I don't actually wish that on anyone, but I had to let my annoyance out for a minute.
