wobblegong

Thinkin' about animals....

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*tiny furry cheeps*


  1. Talking is the enemy.
  2. I have never heard of emotions.
  3. It's not that I want to spend my life fighting, it's that if I'm on the battlefield I strive to be the biggest motherfucker present and everyone who didn't know it going in will find out.
  4. I will treat First Brood dragons with all the respect they deserve.
    i. For most of them, that means treating them like the snotty thirteen-year-old they comport themself as.
    ii. But not Vritra, he needs love and encouragement.
  5. The only safe Krile interaction is one where Krile already has a better target available. Use caution, but do not show fear because she can smell that.
  6. Silence is golden.
    The rules break down from here over arguments about whether this or that extremely improbable theoretical use for a spear is "disrespectful" to the noble art of the dragoon.

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