The really dangerous side-effect of sitting through Ishikawa's Wild 4.0 Ride (again) is now I want to write fanfic that solves Magnai's terminal maidenlessness, but in a way that torments him the maximum possible amount. I don't mean in a harassing kind of way, I mean "what if Magnai got his wish and the monkey's paw curled?" What if he DID get gf, but was unsure if it was worth it?
