wobblegong

Thinkin' about animals....

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*tiny furry cheeps*


The really dangerous side-effect of sitting through Ishikawa's Wild 4.0 Ride (again) is now I want to write fanfic that solves Magnai's terminal maidenlessness, but in a way that torments him the maximum possible amount. I don't mean in a harassing kind of way, I mean "what if Magnai got his wish and the monkey's paw curled?" What if he DID get gf, but was unsure if it was worth it?


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in reply to @wobblegong's post:

Do you want me to link the extremely well-populated AO3 section or–

there are a LOT of gaywakening fanfics which is why my spite brain-cell didn't aim that way. What am I going to do, try to top dazzler's fics?? Can't be done.

This is pretty close to my stance :'D His good parts are real, but so is the self-induced terminal maidenlessness! Contemplating the type of 5-foot-nothing force of nature who would decide to climb that tree anyways is making me cackle.