whenever i need to take a shower im all 'boo hoo the wet world the wet world sucks i hate the wet world' but when im in there the soul of neptune aligns with me and i am enlightened. it is in fact the dry world that is terrible

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whenever i need to take a shower im all 'boo hoo the wet world the wet world sucks i hate the wet world' but when im in there the soul of neptune aligns with me and i am enlightened. it is in fact the dry world that is terrible
is this a common shitpost or was this delivered to me precognitively, because it's familiar
ah idk i've just been saying The Wet World for like a decade now lol
when i need to shower what i truly dread is the knowledge that i will have to return to the dry world
it is the transition between the wet and dry worlds that sucks but we must pass through it with regularity π
This post has passed through my mind unbidden several times when I've been both tired and in need of a shower.