me: hey nikon coolscan 4000 can you do me a favor here I underdeveloped the shit out of this E100 and I just want to see if there's any picture left on it at all
nikon coolscan 4000: slide film, yeah? you want that shit looking like National Geographic? say no more
me: i mean just try your best on it the film is really cooked okay
nikon coolscan 4000: say no more
