ISO standard fire lizard

reminder to everyone else: if you are the subject of an active SEC and/or DOJ investigation, you need to shut the fuck up. do not go talk to reporters. definitely do not go talk to reporters and say things like “oh yeah i guess i had a bit of an ‘oops I dropped it’ moment with eight billion dollars worth of customer funds but i mean if they didn’t start investigating me about it i could have sorted it all out eventually. life comes at you fast ya know”