ISO standard fire lizard

I've already had an irresponsible amount of coffee for 7 pm on a weekday and I haven't even really made a dent in checking out everything this guy can do. It's a super-automatic espresso machine, which is nothing that interesting in and of itself, but this one is particularly well-done. It seems like the firmware was written by, ya know, people who had been to a coffee shop before, so it will do a proper americano without any fiddling whatsoever (which the super-automatic we have at my office does not and it pisses me off to no end), among other things, but more importantly this one is also capable of doing all kinds of milk drinks! I like a cappuccino as much as the next guy but I never want to bother with all that crap in the mornings, but with this machine having a morning cappuccino is as simple as pressing the "cappuccino" button (or "latte macchiato", or "flat white", or whatever I darn well feel like). Should be a huge change in my overall Coffee Experience (even compared to the pre-$20-five-cup-Mr-Coffee era)