woob

whyd they call it that

The grub is a small and squishy baby to an unbelievable level. Most animals make their babies a little squishy but still comparably so to the adult, but insects decided their baby should be squishy to the highest degree. Invented a whole pokemon evolution system just for the squishy baby.

TikTok has ruined animal videos in one very specific way and its the complete erasure of Little Animal Noises.
The soft chirps, skittering claws and clumsy little bodies thunking to the floor have all been unilaterally extinguished by a chipmunked "🎵 DOO BADOOBADOOBADOO BADOOBADOOBADOO DOO DOO 🎵" everywhere and I fucking hate it and it's awful and I want to kill a tech CEO every time I hear it