I'm a hot mess..... BITCH!! I may have black mold poisoning, I may store energy like a cactus, I shower every day yet sit around the house like a slob, I may have a hernia which causes me to move with resident evil tank controls, and I may have athlete's foot; but I'm a hot disaster and I have a great ass and I look good in a thong and I have lucious, gorgeous flowing hair...... and you can take that to the bank and smoke it