Who would win in a fight to the death: big hotdog sliced and served on a burger bun, or a long hamburger served on a hotdog bun
big hot dog is an affront to God. hamburgers? they're just ground up meat. that's a little grotesque maybe but still not the weirdest thing, we've had ground meat for centuries. big hot dog is an unholy abomination of meat that comes from an unknown factory in Chicago, weighs in at seven pounds, and probably has enough seasonings and preservatives for an entire week's worth of food. i feel like it's a little obvious