you, GORNALD FROTTERIFIC, awaken one day from your peaceful rest to a knocking at your front door. you rise from your bed, wholly barren and unprepared for the day, to a second, not impatient knocking. scanning your room for clothes you find a SLIGHTLY DIRTY PAIR OF BOXERS, a SHIRT OF QUESTIONABLE FILTH, and a COMPLETELY BRAND NEW PAIR OF JEANS. across the room, a window looks out of your second story apartment. there is a large advertisement for SHREK 2 visible through said window. it is the year 2004. what will you accomplish?