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the SHIRT OF QUESTIONABLE FILTH is a white graphic tee draped over the back of an office chair. on it is a picture of a scantily clad barbarian woman holding a spear adorned with the head of an orc on its tip. below the woman are the words "DEATH MASTERZ" - the name of a somewhat unheard of doomsday metal band. they are your favorite artists.
another hurried knock on the door awaits your addressing.
before collecting enough clothing to answer the door, select an appropriately 2004 awful pop song fit for the opening of an adventure to play in your head. these things are important in 2004. a death masterz song will also suffice if you must.
tie shirt to pants, pants to boxers, and boxers to chair. make a rope and climb out the window. the door cannot be trusted
