He's putting together a pitch deck for an AI product he's trying to build. Based on the name of his slide deck he's unaware that searching his company's future name returns results for a cabaret in Philly and adding "AI" to the query finds a company that wants to make robots that automate grouting and tiling.
Repeatedly, desperately, he's asking chatGPT to breakdown the US economy for him. How many small businesses exist. How many exist in each size category? What percentage of overall revenue does each category make? Can chatGPT look at this website and make a chart breaking this all down for him. Without fail these questions are dutifully copied into his slide deck while I sit in horror as I start spotting the math mistakes being made. When numbers seem confusing, he's asked ChatGPT to fact check itself.
Reading his LinkedIn, he used to be a geologist. Did work in the field, studied around the world. Now all he can do is beg a LLM to help him make a pitch deck for his LLM grift that OpenAI already beat to the market.
Fuck.
