alright new englanders. massachuteans. (massachusites? bay staters? why does mass have 3 different demonyms?) anyways. i am going to level your fucking fluffernutter game up right fucking now. hell i'm going to level your peanut butter sandwich game up, too. you see this shit?

that's right. the stuff from a christmas story? we're putting this on our sandwiches. bread. peanut butter. a light shake of ovaltine. marshmallow fluff. bread. slap it all together and you've got heaven.
i have never tasted a better food in my life. do this immediately
