naruto but he's a cartoon mouse and he's also mugging you while you walk home with a bag of groceries:
Sniffs the air, points gun at the bag
"Brie."
Points gun down at the ground.
"Leave it."

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naruto but he's a cartoon mouse and he's also mugging you while you walk home with a bag of groceries:
Sniffs the air, points gun at the bag
"Brie."
Points gun down at the ground.
"Leave it."