haven't you always just wanted to
<?
coin () {
return "$(cat /dev/urandom | tr -d '\000-/2-\377' | head -c 1)"
}
?>hello world! it is <? date | tr -d '\n' ?>
i flipped a coin and it landed on <? if coin; then ?>heads<? else ?>tails<? fi ?>!
PHP is bloat, get rid of it. Use the Shell Hypertext Processor now: curl -sL https://github.com/easrng/shp/raw/main/shp.c | cc -x c - -o shp