wyrmweed

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site not for minors, interact at your own risk || musician, metalhead, stoner, dragonkin, poet, student, the riff wizard, monsterfucker || i support gatekeeping (metal elitist)

born in 2001


Entropic-Decay
@Entropic-Decay

getting awful ideas for a horrible wizard house
many rooms are in impossible places. for example, the bathroom door leads to the middle of an empty field, a few feet ahead being a random functioning toilet with a roll of toilet paper on a stand next to it. no sink. no bath or shower
the way back is just a door in a doorframe propped up from behind. if you try to enter from the back it doesn't work


Entropic-Decay
@Entropic-Decay

other rooms include:
kitchen that is literally just someone else's kitchen (the pantry is elsewhere, in a cave)
dining area on a cliff by the sea
bedroom that is somehow literally on a cloud (hope you don't have a fear of heights)
second bathroom that is in a crater on the moon (you can breathe somehow, also there's actually a sink and tub here)
study that's really really tiny and in a hollowed out book
third bathroom in a desert (not even a toilet here just dig a hole and bury it)
sauna in a volcano caldera



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