People used to come here, says the tree. They climbed me to the heavens. They went up into the sky.
“A Sanrio Experience” - Hitherby Dragons
After a moment, Sid opens one box. He looks inside.
“Wow,” he says again. “These are the cutest armor-piercing bullets I’ve ever seen.”
Sid is a gelatinous ostrich. He lives in the Valley of Happy Gelatinous Mammals. It is the default consensus in scientific circles that ostriches are not mammals, but there are many specific objections that serious researchers have raised to this classification.