emergent fops emergency

Devious feline spellcaster & potions dealer.
18+ Kink Page, primarily Inflation of the furry variety, but dabbling in other weird, expansive, or cartoony kinks...
May involve lots of in-character roleplay.
emergent fops emergency
i don't understand how this is an emergency. this is a positive development
there is no one to pet fops, biggest emergency, pls send most skilled fops petter
[911 dispatcher voice] hang in there, we're sending a Scritcher Unit to your location right away