one of the main reasons I'm completely uninterested in Wonka (2023) besides Timothée Chalamet's annoying ass performance, is that there's that one scene from the trailer and that's been uploaded on its own where there's a chocolate that makes people float, and despite that being a pretty big fetish for me, they managed to make it come across as completely unstimulating for me. Not even a hint of "god I wish that were me" because it's just so bland, corporate, and stupid, coated in a thick layer of sugar that isn't even sugar it's just high fructose corn syrup. Absolutely uninteresting.
