Xavi may have a huge ego but get her even a little bit stoned and that melts away pretty quick.

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Xavi may have a huge ego but get her even a little bit stoned and that melts away pretty quick.
Why don't you two compromise? Putting a hose into Xavi that pumps her full of THC distillate. She may not literally be floating but she'll be big and round and her consciousness WILL be floating somewhere in the Andromeda galaxy :3c (also, for the sake of funsies, lets just pretend this is some sorta special THC that doesn't give people anxiety or make them paranoid... cuz several gallons of that stuff would be a BAD idea).