mech pilot who's adept enough at combat both in and out of the cockpit to always come back stitchless
mech pilot who was kicked out of the war room because they didnt have any ideas, they were pitchless
mech pilot who, due to lack of a dragula, was digging ditchless and burning witchless
mech pilot that finally remembered to get a back scratcher for the cockpit and is now itchless
Mech pilot who can't tail on the back of battle cruisers any more, find themself skitchless
mech pilot who threw out all the cheesy tat memorabilia they'd been hoarding and is now kitschless
mech pilot who forgot to get a tow bar mounted before they headed out on the latest sortie
they are, alas, hitchless
mech pilot whose livestream went down in the middle of combat, they're now twitchless