"I'm not going to fight that cat again, even if it means you fire me from the lab. i don't care if it'll push my graduation back a year to join Dr. Feldman's project; he's not studying showdowns in Denny's parking lots like you seem to be"
the mad Principal Investigator sighs
"hey! we're studying lasers too! what do you expect me to do? fight the witch myself?"
"i don't care if you fight her or kiss her; I'm just not going to fight that cat again"
"kiss her? what makes you think I'd do that?"
"having a nemesis is such a gay activity"
with that, the student turns and leaves
yes excellent
from the title I thought the beams were also going to be girls though, and now I want beamgirls 
maybe a gundamgirl with her beamsabergirl and beamriflegirl gfs? 
we need to get the scientist and her assistants working on that right away! the witch can join in too, but i'm being told she will have to move to Mercury
