- convince my son to stop fucking up his arms punching supervillains
- keep my family fed on ¥40,000 per month because we got cursed by shitty wizards
- sleep with my daughter's sexy evil fiance
- help my son find new friends and a new hobby since his dad died and he got too depressed to snowboard
- show everyone that my mechsuit is the best mechsuit, and the CEO of Mechsuits can eat shit
- learn to cook food that won't poison people, so i can maintain my marriage and keep my cover while i stab people to death
- take over the world with my fashion label
- kill my apprentice and her girlfriend after she develops a conscience. now do it again. again.
- get my daughter to phone home while she's running away to Okinawa to become a gay aquarium keeper
- get a psychological exam for my daughter and the superhuman world-saving shinigami in her head
- train my son to beat up ancient Aztec warrior-gods
- help my wolf-boy creation deal with his gender dysphoria
- support my dumbass superhero son and his dumbass supervillain girlfriend
- stop the children from escaping the facility before they can be eaten by demons
- make my daughter the world's greatest golfer
- get my creator to stop spoiling her dinner with snacks, clean up her crayons, and take out this key :(
