translating things, building chill software for my friends, playing ttrpgs, making procedural vector art, learning piano, writing unhinged Utena fanfics, and just vibing



NireBryce
@NireBryce

chatGPT is indistinguishable from a middling abandoned fax machine SCP


garak
@garak

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Object must be affixed with a sticker warning users against trusting the output of the object. Sticker must be high visibility.

Update 5/8/22: Users must sign a sheet indicating they have read the sticker before interacting with the object.

Update: 6/14/22: Users must write the phrase "The chat-bot is just predicting text, it is not self-aware" on a blackboard one hundred times before interacting with the object.

Addendum: Exhaustive testing has failed to uncover any anomalous or cognitohazardous properties. According to Foundation researchers, humans are just gullible.