i think the word swag lost all its appeal, even in an ironic sense, when companies started using it to mean "branded apparel"
no, i don't want to win Free Swag. that phrase makes me feel ill. i want to crumple up into a ball when i hear it
company rep handing me a swag bag like "hey would you mind throwing this away for me?"
it's so ambitious to hand a self-respecting person a t-shirt that says "microsoft office" on it, like you've got to be fucking delusional
