Good news, everyone! My phone works, my backup phone works, my burner phone works, and the phone I never tell anyone about works!
I should have recorded the song they made.

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Good news, everyone! My phone works, my backup phone works, my burner phone works, and the phone I never tell anyone about works!
I should have recorded the song they made.