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any object works. don't worry about how it will work biologically, pretend it's magic. you'll just from now on be able to eat remote controls or bite forks in half or drink dish soap or slurp up hdmi cables like spaghetti. this is purely about aesthetics. what's the thing you feel you'd vibe with eating the most? how does it taste?
Plastic, duh. The world would be my buffet!
Caulk. There's something about the rubbery look when it dries that looks incredibly appealing.
i want to be able to eat molten rock or lava, it should taste like mashed potatoeds
Paper, like printer paper. It looks fun to crunch up. Goats are onto something with this one.
disposable plastic containers - so many shapes and textures and flavor combinations
maybe toilet paper
Rocks, because then I could just pick up a random rock and just start eating it when I'm out walking with my friends.
... and yes, they'd taste like rocky road ice cream
pencils. the crunchy outside shell and the smooth graphite texture on the inside? FUCK
assuming the magic takes care of the problems of flavor and potential health effects... garbage. i could go to a landfill and turn it into a mothfill
