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1993: A recording says your call is important; ten minutes later, they hang up on you.

1998: You navigate a voice-mail menu through the same three stops for at least four times, then they hang up on you.

2003: A recording asks you for an extension number, you don't know what it is, they hang up on you.

2008: Using a number that you found not on any official web-page, but six levels deep on a user forum, you get a recorded message; press any button and they hang up on you.

2013: You are routed to a voice-mail box that is full, then they hang up on you.

2018: You are routed to a voice mail box that has never been set up; they hang up on you.

2023: After being on hold and listening to iHeartRadio's ads and music for 30 minutes, they hang up on you.


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