xkeeper

welcome to my personal hell

dragon warrior iii for the game boy color describes me as "stubborn", and i'm tempted to agree with that assessment


co-owner tcrf.net. i run an old forum, jul.
i've been around the internet since '01.
i generally feel like the internet
peaked somewhere around '07.


private: @xkeeper-PLUS
18+: @xkeeper-TI


plural / some kind of digital therian thing.
still discovering myself.
all of this is new to me.


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Eagletanker
@Eagletanker asked:

What's your weirdest SS13 story

the old days of sol nerdery, when it was still getting updated regularly in response to player activity.

i was never as into it as some of the deepest people, but as someone with a passing interest in weird video game worlds, pseudo-ARGs, and mysteries, i kept up with it.

but imagine trying to explain to someone that, in this one multiplayer round-based game, where every round is about 60 minutes,

you and a handful of other people had to go across multiple worlds, fighting super-difficult bosses to get a huge assortment of keys

all to discover that the next, newest obstacle

required you to make jet fuel melt steel beams.

there's more...

behind the every-key door and the steel beams was a small, square room full of shimmering circles... and as it was revealed later, they were nothing more than reskinned toilets. the every-key door itself was /obj/nerd_trap.

we had all been played for fools.


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