this is one of those "why would you do this" moments. effectively:
if (p1.up or p2.up) goto a if (p1.dn or p2.dn) goto b if (p1.up) goto a if (p2.dn) goto b
"do you have any pressed buttons in the back?"

dragon warrior iii for the game boy color describes me as "stubborn", and i'm tempted to agree with that assessment
co-owner tcrf.net. i run an old forum, jul.
i've been around the internet since '01.
i generally feel like the internet
peaked somewhere around '07.
private: @xkeeper-PLUS
18+: @xkeeper-TI
plural / some kind of digital therian thing.
still discovering myself.
all of this is new to me.