anybody else wonder why they taught us this mnemonic for the planets? it's not in order or even that accurate. seems like you could come up with something better

anybody else wonder why they taught us this mnemonic for the planets? it's not in order or even that accurate. seems like you could come up with something better
Related question: Why did they go with the very confusing
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for Multiplication, Vilification, Exponentiation, Multiplication (again!), Justification, Subtraction, Unification, Negation, and Parentheses?