"Kayla Gourmet: tortilla crust deconstructed margherita pizza with leek, served with a pineapple and grass fed raspberry dipping sauce. $12.00."

it's like it was designed to hurt me specifically

“Tonje Gourmet: english muffin crust pizza with physalis crust, humanely slaughtered cherry, almonds and cocoa powder. $13.50.”

Truly terrible.

Beautifully terrible:

Fresh Pecans Beau's: New York style marinara pizza with matzo crust and acai berry, lettuce and salt, with a reduction of brutalist tomato. $7.50.

not sure if the utterly-vile-yet-unfortunately-believable pizzas or the truly absurdist ones are making us laugh harder, we love it. your bot ideas are always so much fun

cannot thank you enough for including Nonfoods and Concepts lol

Civile: brioche deconstructed white pizza with juniper berry, cantaloupe and navy beans. $17.75.

$17.75 for that?!?

alfredo equivalent dose