I've heard all the jokes at this point; "Did you lose your head, buddy?" or "Oh, his head just did that," and all the rest. But the tough and important job of being President of the United States doesn't stop just because your head has been permanently removed against your will. Between my assistants, my beautiful wife - the First Lady, and the DIGIVOICE 5001 throat prosthetic, we ensure that American the beautiful has a good head on its shoulders.

