i sat down for dinner and told myself i was done with hashes for the evening. i wrote fnv and i tested it and it works. i'm good. it's good! it's done!
so why do i have the SipHash paper open and why am i figuring out 64 bit rotations at 11:30PM in my pjs
also i noticed that my randomly-generated test key set contained the word 'phrenologist' so i changed it to 'titty' (at the suggestion of @srxl) and it improved the collision ratio by like 2%. take that, pseudoscience

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