your local cloud administrators may be texting each other about IBS. know the signs:
- AWS: a worrysome stomach
- IOPS: i only poop shittily
- EC2: extra crispy (number) 2's
- DF: doodoo fart
- CLI: can't leave, imshitting

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🌸 many-shaped creature
✨ too many projects
🚀 cannot be stopped
🌙 stayed up too late
eggbug enjoyer
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your local cloud administrators may be texting each other about IBS. know the signs:
apparently today's vocal stim is "big banana ban hammer"
me: I'll turn on "hide +18 content" so cohost is safe to browse in public because I'll have to click a button to get through it
me when I see a button: haha click button :)