someone should SSH into me

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a few honest suggestions then:
https://fedoraproject.org/atomic-desktops/kinoite/
it's linux, it's stable, you don't have to open CLI to do shit because it won't allow you tinker with the OS. concrete fortress of a distro.
https://bazzite.gg
for the "i just wanna game" crowd. no CLI nonsense here afaik.
https://linuxmint.com
allows for tinkering but generally usable/comparable to windows in terms of GUI navigation and management.
linux isn't a monolith centralized around CLI. there are so many flavors of linux out there i'm sure one will work for the more GUI inclined.