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really? you don't have a strong opinion on tower fans vs pedestal fans?

no? why should I? did you have, like, a formative experience with fans that I missed out on in this reality?

no

a visible struggle to contain his opinion

but like. clearly one is better than the other

a bite of shawarma swallowed

what?

it's tower fans. you get a full sheet of moving air that swivels through the space.

pedestal fans swivel too?

no but like, they sweep out a bigger area than pedestal fans.

a hand wafted slowly through the air

like if the plane of the airflow was moving through the room, the volume that it was sweeping out would be bigger than a pedestal fan.

I guess so. but pedestal fans have a more focused airstream. I feel like that would end up moving more air around?

no man, you get a tower fan right up next to you and it blasts you with cold freshness

a slow blink

I guess? but really the box fan is superior to all of them

I know you're lying because you're me. you have to pick between a tower fan and a pedestal fan

bro where did you get this from? who gives a shit. what's cheaper at home depot. how, between our two realities, is this the only difference between us?

that's not the point. you gotta pick one. dog to your head.

fucking what

dog to your head?

a giggle

like a fucking beagle?

sure? why's that funny?

like a deagle?

a wheeze

a what?

a spitz? a spitzer?

what's fucking funny about a dog?

you mean a fucking gun??

a what?

Hi, I'm Patton Oswalt. The joke is that these two gentlemen are the same person from different timelines. Having just defeated a great evil, they are eating shawarma, a cinematic tradition, and are catching up on how their two timelines of origin have diverged. The guy from timeline A, in orange, has just revealed to the guy from timeline one, in green, that the words for "dog" and "gun" are swapped.

made with cohoard https://a2aaron.github.io/Cohoard/


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